Oh tidurkuuuu -,- [Macam mana nk kawal masa]

Haih, stress yang masih terbwa2 utk SPM. HOi orang kampung, mana korang. ada pengumuman nihhh. Haha, pengumuman pulak kan? haha. Okay, kalau ramai yang boleh bagi tips utk SPM, aku pun nak bagi. tp bukan untuk cara belajar, cara nak kawal masa. mungkin kalau korang baca entry aku yg lepas ada aku cakap aku tidur 2jam je kan?



Haha. bukan nak bangga. ramai gila ckp, weh macam mana ku boleh manage utk tidur 2jam je? Well, memang susah. Seminggu aku buat, MEMANG TAK TAHAN. tapi. JANGAN BUAT. JANGAN BUAT. JANGAN BUAT. JANGAN BUAT. Sebab aku tak buat dah. Bukannya aku tamak tanak share dgn korang. tapi, bahaya. Sangat membahayakan kesihatan. aku tanak bila aku share macam mana nak tidur 2jam, aku bunuh ramai SPM CANDIDATE. Im not going to be a killer, deliberately. Okay, tapi lepas dipertimbangkan. Aku fikir untuk tidur 4jam atau lebih. Selalunya memang lebih 4jam. aku tanak demam time2 trial. sakit time2 SPM. aku rasa korang pun taknak kann? aku tak terfikir pun utk share sebenarnya, bila Ms Diana Delacour bagi tau, eh Ms AR ada masalah tidur kan? apa kata kau share kt blog. Okay. aku pun tau ramai yang telan NESCAFE sampai 2/3 bungkus. Well, korang tau ann nescafe tak berapa elok?


[no worries]

Berikut merupakan langkah untuk mengawal waktu tidur anda.
Hari pertama :

1) Mulakan hari macam biasa. Bangun macam mana korang bangun hari2 biasa. macam aku, aku akan bangun 0545, mandi and terus solat subuh. Lepas solat subuh aku selalunya sujud syukur. Bergantung kpd orang. kalau korang tak buat xpa. aku buat utk freshkan otak aku. Bila kita sujud, Negatively charge ion akan tukar ngan positively charge ion blablablabla... cari sendiri kat GOOGLE. Tapi korang akan rasa fresh kalau sujud korang betul. hah, aku share solat yang sempurna pulak.. Waktu sujud, selalunya orang akan letak je kaki. tapi sebenarnya, kena pastikan korang punya jari kaki menghadap kiblat. pastu tekan. bila dah lama2 korang sujud, first timer akan rasa pening waktu baru bangun. kalau pening, relax dulu. pastu kalau dah okay, gerak ah g skolah and apa2 yang korang selalu buat.

2) Lepas tu, waktu kat skolah korang blajar macam biasa. rehat. belajar balik. pastu lama2 balik. Kalau korang balik macam biasa, mksudnya xda extra class or tuition, lepas balik, solat zuhur and blablabla. Selalunya kalau aaku balik awal, lepas zuhur aku tidur. 1-2jam. Blablablabla......... sampai waktu maghrib then isya' Korang belajar macam biasa. lepas tu kalau boleh, stay sampai pukul 1 or 2 and 3 if desired. maksudnya korang gunakan masa utk tidur lepas zuhur tu untuk malam. Macam Anaerobic respiration lah kan? Debt2 sume. Bila korang korang rasa ngantuk tidur. Terus tidur, tapi jangan lupa kemas apa benda2 yang korang nak bwak esok.

3) Kalau korang taknak guna cara ke (2) Sebab korang tuition or ada xtra class, buat cara ni pulak. Aku slalu buat cara ni. walaupun aku tak tuition, memang aku slalu stay kat skola sampai pukul 4/5/6. Balik tu memang penat. Then kalau penat, jangan tidur, cth kalau korang balik pukul 4/5 masa yang ada JANGAN TIDUR. Guna masa tu untuk RIADAH. Macam aku, balik tu kan, lepas mandi aku akan main2 kamera g wander kat area bawah rumah. amek2 gambar, jalan2 or joging. Tp korang, korang kena buat something yang boleh buat korang stay tak tidur. Something yang korang suka. Ada yang suka makan. ada yang suka Twitter or Blogger or Tumblr or Formspring or Facebook or MYSPACE (sounds legit). Ada yang suka mandi lama2 sebab freshkan badan. Sampai maghrib, stay sampai isya' Lepas isya' terus tidur. Pasang alarm, tidur 1/2/3 jam. selalu aku tidur 2jam paling lama. So bangun pukul 11/11.30! mesti bangun. Pastu buat apa2 yang patut. And disarankan untuk Solat hajat dan Sujud Syukur pukul 2 or 3.
Korang refreshkan badan korang. selalunya, lepas solat hajat aku akan stay 30min or 45min. And sambung tidur.

Hari Kedua.

4) Bangun macam biasa and buat apa yang tertulis kat atas. macam aku ckp, aku bukan bagi cara nak study. bagi cara untuk kawal waktu tidur. Hari Kedua tu. most likely ramai yang akan :


waktu bangun pagi.


bila jalan pegi sekolah.


dalam kelas.

Tahan. Tahan tahap gaban. TAHAN.

5) Pastu start mcam biasa semula. Tidur time bila, bangun time bila. Mula mula memang sangat ngantuk. Tapi, kalau korang lepas time yang first ni and second. Korang akan takda masalah untuk hari seterusnya, sampai bila2. Sebab body kita dah adapt dengan environment yang kita perlukan. Tapi lepas tu. Kalau waktu korang stay malam, dah time utk tidur. Terus tidur. Jangan tggu sebab korang akan tak rasa ngantuk waktu korang stay. Aku nasihatkan utk tidur sebab nnt korang x cukup tidur. Maandi byk2 kali kalau parents korang sanggup bayar bil air. haha.


SABAR dan CUBA TAHAN, tu je kata kunci dia. Igt apa aku cakap, kalau korang lepas first dgn 2nd day. 3rd day and forward XDA MASALAH. and banyakkan solat hajat and sujud syukur. Insha Allah.

Its DEPRESSION, you know

Assalamualaikum.



Oh well, semua budak 5BS1 SMK SERI KERAMAT tengah DEPRESSED. haishh. im not gonna tell lies. Well, yes, we're depressed. tak dapat bayangkan macam mana kitorang jawab exam? how would it be? Bila selama ni, cikgu keluar terus bising like HELL! sekarang, semua dok diam, revise. doing abandoned homework. talk about BIO, CHEM, PHYSICS, and HISTORY.

Wait? Where's the HELL addmaths? WE DON'T TALK, OUR HANDS CREPT FOR IT. Yes, we're in major danger.




Nak rasa menyesal sekarang? okay lagila kan. daripada lepas SPM baru nak menyesal. memang tak ah kan? kalau nak meraung sekarang puuun, dipersilakan. kan? kalau aku, akau nak meraung time2 yang tragik. ketika malam yang sangat sunyi tanpa ada suara sang semut yang sedang bekerja. suasana yang sejuk membunuh semua kehangatan. angin sepoi-sepoi bahasa yang menggetarkan seluruh badanku. dan tiada awan yang menutupi sang rembulan. hah. macam ni,



mula2, rasa macam nak mengalah. semua benda tak kena. apa cikgu tanya, semua tak tau, haihh. nilah, keluhan yang tak sepatutnya berlaku. keluhan kawan bila cerita, "aku menyesal doh, ayah aku suruh tuition tahun lepas, aku tak tuition pun." " aku depressed kau tau tak? asal aku nak study malam je, ada je yang cakap : tutup lampu!! aku nak tido. tulah, lain kali blaja awal2. siang2. kan senang? : habis tu selama ni siang2 aku tak belajar ke haaa? membuta? kalau dah tutup lampu, macam mana aku nak study? dalam tandas?" " at least korang tu, adalah initiative nak belajar? aku, nak tgk tv je." " aku nak study wehh, boleh plak adik aku ckp, SPM JEE! ingat ape? SPM tu bontot? "




Bila semua dah berubah, stik sume nak belajar. aku sorang2 terpinga-pinga. aku dah lama nak berubah, tapi tak berubah2. ape nak jadi ni. kalau kau failed SPM, mana kau nak sambung belajar, ada ke U yang senang2 nak amek kau study. apa sangatlah kalau terer BM, AG je. mana kau nak study? nak dpt 9A+ ingat senang ke? banyak benda nak kena sacrifice. ingat semberono je SPM nak bagi 9A+? Berubah la. Berubah la. Dok terpikir hari2 benda tu. tapi waktu fikir tu pun, aku tak buat apa2. boleh tak? mmg tak ah kan?





Sama-sama kita fight, bagi result gempak. biar semua sponsorship tarik kita. PETRONAS or anything else. support g abroad. tak pakai duit sendiri walau satu sen. tau tak, kalau kita berusaha sekarang, tak mustahil tak dpat apa2. koman2 2 or 3 A dalam tangan. tapi nak ke 2/3 je? bila dpt result macam ni, mula la. Tak pe takda rezeki, Heekkk kau xda rezeki. 2 ngan 3 tu rezeki la. kalau xda rezeki xdapat langsung kau tau tak? Aku dah cuba sedaya upaya nak belajar. Skang ni, aku pun tidor 2 jam je. kau percaya tak? mesti tak an. bila aku mengadu kat kawan aku , aku tak cukup tido, aku tido 2jam je. impression dia "You think yourself if it's enough. You supposed count how long have you studied" aku makin stress. betul jugak apa dia cakap. kan?

Pathetic Story Of Mine

Im a lil bit jealous. when i read a real-post from a real potterhead. I cried. I cant even write something better. i dont know. i envy her much. and i still dont know why.



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Im not a true HP fan. Yes, and it was the real thing just from the beginning. I act like one. but not good enough. the real thing is, i dont even read

the books. I just watch the movies and really excited to explore about it. " Magic is not to be seen, but to be read " I search all over the internet to get to know about this and that on the movie. it was an unfathomable experience when somebody asked "are you really a harry potter fan?" And I answered YES all over the time. The bad thing is, when everybody asked me, "do you know whats gonna happen after ......etc.....(something in the HARRY POTTER series)" I answered them well, but not really well. When everybody said that i am a true fan of HP, my heart deny it. bcoz i know the real thing, the real secret that only lies on my mind. im really sorry of being fake all over the time. and i really am sorry.



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Oh yeah, you can put the blame on me. on every single thing.

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The most wonderful part of my life.

When i was 7. I watched Harry Potter with my eldest sister. She was 17. And she was really excited to watch the first movie from the series. I WAS 7. and i dont know a single thing about harry potter. As i can recall, Im sleeping when my sister watch it. Its midnight and my mom would CRUCIO my sister if she knew that i am sleeping inside of a cinema instead of going back home. But a few weeks later, my sister bought the CD and i watched it all over the time even i dont know WHO IS HARRY POTTER. I was amazed by a movie. A magical movie that i found really interesting at the first sight. I always pretended to be like Harry Potter when i was at school. When im all alone, i took my blanket and wore them like a robe. I broke some twiggy thing and feel like i am really capable to do magic. As i grown up, countless time i spent to watch the movie. and i still dont get the real thing. I asked myself, " Why is this story is so complicated? " Theres so many thing i didnt know even 100 times i watch the same movie. until i discovered. The movie came out after the book.

As i am a very lazy person. I decide to just watch the movie and just ignore the book. And now, these action made me someone who will not notice the real magic.

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The Magic influenced me through the movies.

I thank Harry Potter for everything.

1. Friendship.

-define it yourself.

2. English.

I know my English is not good enough. but when i was chosen for the oral test in my school with the 'Pentaksir', it was skeptic. i dont know why is it me from the beginning. okay, first of all, my English teacher gave me a title to do oral in my class. and it was "Various ways to reduce accident". I did well in reading, and memorising. and thats not a real oral. I guess. Maybe, my eyes were hypnotising my friends in my class. but, not only mine. Diana performed well. and so did Eena. and my marks is a lil bit higher than anybody else. Im not showing off. Then i asked my teacher, why is it me? "You're a Wizard Harry". But i do realises that my english improved. since i watch Harry Potter everyday. I told you, i dont read the books. But, seriously wasnt it amazing, i only watch the series not even read it. but my english is getting better. I really thank Harry Potter for this. because it helped me, getting ready for my SPM.

3. My freaking awesome ACCENT.

im not showing off, but i have the English Accent. I guess. Because everybody told me so. But i dont have any idea how can i speak in English Accent. okay its BRITISH. Yesterday, i speak in english with some of my friends. Then, a junior said, "ITS A FAKE BRITISH ACCENT".

"You're messing up with me gurl.."

Who do you think you are?" haha. taklah sampai macam tu. Junior tu baik. And i was like? For God Sake, i have nothing to do with my accent. Its my english. and i can change nothing. "You're pretending, thats why i called its fake"

I watch Harry Potter EVERYDAYY!! And i cant resist the POWER.





Then i keep talking in english. Another junior ask, "Dia memang slalu speaking ke dalam kelas?" I answer them, Oh yes, alot. with Diana Delacour of course. Blablabla "Previous junior, he's showing off. and its fake." Third junior " Its not fake weh."
"Kids, im practicing english, what would you expect?"



Thanks for Backing Me Up.

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I made Wands to prove I AM A POTTERHEAD.

1.We need to have Rosewood or Vinewood or Hornbeam or something suitable. nak senang ranting belakang rumah je. hahah. (Compulsory)

2. Newspapers. (Compulsory)

3. Hot Glue Gun. (Compulsory)

4. Marker pen (desired coloured pen) that suitable for the wand.

5. Cello-tape (any kind).

6. Knife.

7. Sand paper (if desired).

8. Long Ruler.

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a) first and foremost, amek ranting korang. Ukur semacam mana panjang korang nak. jangan panjang sangat, jangan pendek sangat. agak2, bila korang pegang ranting tu, ada lagi lebih kurang 10-15cm.

b) raut hujung dia. sampai tajam. tapi tak yah tajam sangat, shape kan dia supaya nampak macam wand.

c) kalau dah tajam sangat. potong hujung dia bagi dia tak tajam. potong sikit je lah.

d) bila dah selesai memotong and all of that, guna kertas pasir utk bagi dia soft and xda calar balar.

e) dah habis, amik surat khabar. Potong untuk buat pemegang, lilit kat hujung ranting. then, lekatkan cellotape. bagi dia lebih skit kat hujung. bg dia ada lubang,

Hah, macam ni,

f) To make it hard enough to be hold, gamkan "bontot" dia.

g) isi bontot dia tu penuh2. tggu dia keras.

h) bila dah keras. warnakan dengan marker pen/coloured pen tu. Ikut suka korang samada nak guna marker/coloured pen or guna water colour. aku tak suka water2 colour nih. semak. nak tggu dia kering lg. lama. kalau guna marker/coloured pen, tggu kejap je. cuma leceh ah nak bagi colour dia rata. Kena sabar. aku pun, bila penat, sambung colour hari esoknya. haha.

i) bila dah habis warnakan, design corak untuk wand korang tuhh. macam aku, aku nak simple aku guna hot glue gun, bagi comot2. kalau korang nak letak bunga2 plastik ke, nak lukis wording ke, suka hati.

I made 2 wands. wanna meet them?

This is my first wand. I know, you would envy me. haha. memang tak ah kan? It takes the whole week to finish this awesome wand. I made it more HEROIC compared to the other wand. Once 'PATAH' because of Fakhruddin Razi. And I WAS LIKE..


Inside,


Outside,

JMFZDTHGNKLWUHYMSHITAMKSRJHYWHATASEKLMTHEALSADFUCKASERKNGEYMAN?!@#($&$%^)ASDJNGASASFD




This is my second wand. It only takes a few hours because im already PRO with WANDMAKING. This is more to Evil Look because this wand was inspired form Bellatrix Lestrange Wand. Thanks Olli for the classes. HAHA.
And, kalau ada banyak duit. CLICK SINI
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IM A POTTERHEAD NOW. JELLY?

THE EPIC FINALE.

What will be my impression lepas tgk HP ?



NO RON, terbaliklah word happy dengan suffer tu. T_T
(seriously, aku nak tgk bila nak habis tayang)

SO,


aku tau. semua orang excited habis nak tgk harry potter. tp, aku rasa. aku tak. tak sangatla. ntah la. nak kata aku tak excited, aku tak minat hp ke? nak kata aku excited, aku rasa tak. sebab aku taknak, once dah habis, aku nangis2.hmm. thx alot fr THE QUEEN :



Yes. you teached me, how to grow up. and the trio :





three of you teached me, who's the real friend, and what is the meaning of friendship.


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Awkwardness before the Movie :

100days : Bila lah HP nak keluar? tak sabarnya! aku nak kumpul duit. nak tgk sorang2, puas2, kalau nak nangis dalam tu pun, xda sapa prasan.



80days : Aku akan kumpul duit dari sekarang.

50days : Bila aku nak kumpul duit ni? okay. esok lah. haritu xsempat, byk benda nak kena bayar. esok start eh?

30days : Patut ke aku tengok? kenapa tiba2 aku tanya soalan bodoh ni?

10days : OH SHIT. tak da duit langsung, macam mana ni?


3days : (dlam kelas)

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#1

Aku : Ape aku perlu buat ni? aku tak kumpul duit lagi. haishh.
KAWAN 1 : Kumpul duit? nak buat apa?
Aku : nak tgk Harry Potter!
KAWAN 1 : kau tak tgk lagi?
Aku :

Seriously, baru nak keluar lah weh.
KAWAN 1 : oh yeke?

Moral of the story : DIA LANGSUNG TAK AMEK TAU PASAL HP. PATHETIC

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#2

(Satu meja dalam makmal physic dok bising ckp psal harry potter)

KAWAN 2 : Aku nak tgk HP episod yang last, gila2 last je, kalau tak aku tak kan tgk.

AKU :
Nilah yang last T_T

Moral Of the story : yang ni mmg pathetic, langsung tak tau and...... (sambung sendiri)






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WHEN THE MOVIE CAME OUT.




Sume orang jumpa aku, weh, aku nk tgk HP ni. LAST2 dia macam mana, bglah tau, aku excited nak tau.



Okay. aku takkan spoil.

ntah la. aku tak tau apa nak tulis lagi. mungkin kalau korang tgk gambar2 kat bawah ni, korang tau kot apa aku nak cerita,

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When I watched Minerva fight with Severus in the youtube :


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And IM DEAD.